Topic: When Republicans Attack!
Summary: Kirby applauds Congressman Chris Shays (R-CT) for fighting back against the Foley incident by mentioning Ted Kennedy's accident 37 years ago at Chappaquiddick.
Classic Quote 1:
KIRBY: But I think he's right, I mean Ted Kennedy killed someone, and skated on it, and then we've got Denny Hastert, and nobody knows what Denny Hastert did, but now everyone's calling for him to resign, and I love it. What Chris Shay's said, I wish Republicans would fight back.
CARLEEN JOHNSON: Well, and it's a little overdue. And this is kind of the way we tend to do business, sometimes, but I'm glad that they are starting to fight back and jar some memories of this stuff, because it's just been unfair in the last week or so of the coverage, probably two weeks or so. The bias has been something so obvious in front of people's faces, and I hope they see it.
KIRBY: I hope so.
Classic Quote 1:
KIRBY: Now, look, there are a lot of corrupt politicians on both sides. Ted Stevens, the Republican from Alaska? He is an embarrassment to the Republican party. The way that he spends money, the way that he deals with earmarks, it's an embarrassment. And there are a lot of other pigs at the trough. And a lot of the reason why Republicans are in trouble today is because they have exhausted whatever moral and political capital they had. They didn't deal with immigration, when they didn't deal with runaway spending, these are issues that affect people out in the base, and there has been a lot of disappointment.
Time: 00:30 - 01:00
Topic: Cory Lidle Crash
Guest: Jamie Coulter, Fox News
Summary: Kirby talks to a Fox News "reporter" about the previous day's crash of a plane piloted by Yankee pitcher Cory Lidle into an East River apartment tower.
Time: 01:00 - 01:30
Topic: Treason
Guest: Mark Smith, Constitutional Lawyer
Summary: Kirby talks to a Fox News "constitutional lawyer" about an American citizen who has been charged with treason due to his involvement with Al Qaeda. The guest says the case should be a lesson to all those American kids who are tempted to join Al Qaeda. Yeah, you know, all of those crazy Qaeda kids.
Time: 01:30 - 02:00
Topic: Cory Lidle Crash
Guest: Robin Leweski, Fox News
Summary: Kirby talks to yet another Fox News "reporter" about the Cory LIdle airplane crash.
Time: 02:00 - 02:30
Topic: Know Your Enemy
Summary: Kirby does his weekly series of scary Muslim stories. It's fun for the whole family!
- A Muslim cabbie in the UK refused to take a blind man due to his dog, which is considered unclean
- More comic controversy
- A cleric urged the death of Bush
- A sudanese couple is in trouble for sex in a mosque
- A girl in the middle-east was threatened with rape unless she converted
Time: 02:30 - 03:00
Topic: New Advertiser!
Summary: Kirby talks to the president of Hillsdale College, a new advertiser on KVI, about their valiant fight against federal funding. mega-zzzzz.....
Time: 03:00 - 04:00
Topic: Quick news
Summary: Mark Warner not running for President, the Bush economy rocks!, a 64 year-old Turkish woman gave birth, etc. Now I'm no radio expert, but shouldn't this kind of show get more interesting as the day goes on and more people wake up? zzzz....